Basically, you go to Urban Dictionary and search up the answers to these questions.
1. What´s your name?
Y U NO DEFINED?
2. How old are you?
Most commonly referred to someone's age. It is said to be one's "Prime," age, where they look/shine/feel their best. Sixteen is the age where you get multitudes of exciting privileges such as quickie-driviers' license, get a decent job (Host/hostess,) and you're no longer at the very "bottom" of highschool.
Daughter: "Oh, Daddy, please can you get me a convertible when I turn sixteen?"
Daddy: "Of course, Sugar plum!"
Daughter: "Oh, thanks Daddy!"
Wife: "Didn't I just look so good when I was sixteen?"
Husband: "Yeah...This photo book sure has some crazy pictures of us crazy teens!"
3. Who is one of your friends?
NOT DEFINED ;_;
4. What should you be doing?
what you're avoiding right now
you are avoiding studying right now
HOLY FUCK THEY'RE RIGHT
5. What´s your favorite color?
A street name for cocaine.
Jim: "You got any white left from that 8 ball?"
Jack: "Nah, I finished it all off last night."
6. Where are you from?
7. What´s your month of birth?
A girl of Asian descent who has it all:
- Beauty and brains
- Perfectly contagious personality
- Sense of humor
- Superb fashion sense
- Musical talent, especially the violin
- Loyal, loving, kind
- Parents LOVE her
- Sophistication: she is wise beyond her years
- Food. she never stops eating
- She can (and if she does not like you, will) take your man. No, he will actually pursue her.
Basically, she is the epitome of a delightfully perfect lady. Loved by most, hated by a few who envy her.
8. What day were you born on?
When you are very high on cannabis.
9. Who was the last person you texted?
I..uhh..don't really text...
11. Crush's name?
12. Fave food?
the yummiest, tastiest thing in the whole wide world. chocolate also makes u happy and makes u feel better.
13. Fave animal?
The fan nickname for Snivy, a fictional species from the Pokémon franchise that made its debut in the 2010/2011 Nintendo DS video games Pokémon Black Version and Pokémon White Version as Pokémon species #495, serving as the Grass-type starter Pokémon for the Unova region.
This leaf-tailed Pokémon quickly gained significant popularity on the Internet for its smug looks, hence the nickname. It's been called at times, "the new Mudkip", and "Smugleaf" became a sort of Pokémon variation of trollface. There were also references made about its design being similar to that of "Excalibur" from the popular anime series, Soul Eater.
Smugleaf says, "U mad?"